blueoctopuz/pologuy64 is a donk.

"Should I play BlackJack? Nah, never Win. Lets log on full Tilt and play against pros!


Dustin Dirksen: k we not playing if BlueOctopuz sits in
Roland de Wolfe has 15 seconds left to act
Mark Vos: BlueOctopuz!
BlueOctopuz: y?
Mark Vos: we are all in pre every hand
Roland de Wolfe folds
Mark Vos: lol roland
BlueOctopuz: im down for a couple
MavFish raises to $300, and is capped
Mark Vos calls $295, and is capped
Dustin Dirksen calls $290, and is capped
Mark Vos: ok

So I post the blind with the intent to move ALL-IN. WTF!?@!>?!?

Seat 1: MavFish ($22,388)
Seat 2: BlueOctopuz ($3,000)
Seat 3: Mark Vos ($8,103)
Seat 4: Dustin Dirksen ($50,890.75)
Seat 5: Jeff Madsen ($358.85), is sitting out
Seat 6: Roland de Wolfe ($48,663.25), is sitting out

Dustin Dirksen posts the small blind of $5
MavFish posts the big blind of $10
Mark Vos: thats the rule
5 seconds left to act
BlueOctopuz posts $10
The button is in seat #3

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt BlueOctopuz [3s Kd]
Mark Vos: haha
Mark Vos: AA
BlueOctopuz aises to $300, and is capped
Roland de Wolfe has returned
Mark Vos calls $300, and is capped
Dustin Dirksen calls $295, and is capped
MavFish calls $290, and is capped
BlueOctopuz shows [3s Kd]
Mark Vos shows [Ac Ah]
Dustin Dirksen shows [As Ks]
MavFish shows [8h 7s]

*** FLOP *** [Kc Jc 4h]
*** TURN *** [Kc Jc 4h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Jc 4h 3c] [8d]

Jeff Madsen has returned
BlueOctopuz: nuts
BlueOctopuz shows two pair, Kings and Threes
Mark Vos shows a pair of Aces
BlueOctopuz: nuts
Mark Vos: lmao
Dustin Dirksen shows a pair of Kings
MavFish shows a pair of Eights
BlueOctopuz: nuts
BlueOctopuz wins the pot ($1,198) with two pair, Kings and Threes
BlueOctopuz: nuts
MavFish: looooooooooool
BlueOctopuz: nuts
BlueOctopuz: nuts
BlueOcotpuz is sitting out (After I FulFill my rush Dip)

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $1,200 | Rake $2
Board: [Kc Jc 4h 3c 8d]
Seat 1: MavFish (big blind) showed [8h 7s] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: BlueOctopuz showed [3s Kd] and won ($1,198) with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 3: Mark Vos (button) showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Dustin Dirksen (small blind) showed [As Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: Jeff Madsen is sitting out
Seat 6: Roland de Wolfe is sitting out

Big Call – 30bb in the middle, call 70 more bb once the 4 flush hits

Seat 4: dont_bother0 ($1010 in chips)
Seat 5: pologuy64 ($2641 in chips)

pologuy64: posts small blind $5
dont_bother0: posts big blind $10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to pologuy64 [5h 5d]
pologuy64: raises $20 to $30
dont_bother0: calls $20

*** FLOP *** [Qs 6d 5s]

dont_bother0: checks
pologuy64: bets $30
dont_bother0: raises $70 to $100
pologuy64: raises $120 to $220
dont_bother0: calls $120

*** TURN *** [Qs 6d 5s] [3s]

dont_bother0: checks
pologuy64: checks

*** RIVER *** [Qs 6d 5s 3s] [9s]

dont_bother0: bets $760 and is all-in
pologuy64: calls $760

*** SHOW DOWN ***

dont_bother0: shows [Kd 8c] (high card King)
pologuy64: shows [5h 5d] (three of a kind, Fives)
pologuy64 collected $2019 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $2020 | Rake $1
Board [Qs 6d 5s 3s 9s]
Seat 4: dont_bother0 (big blind) showed [Kd 8c] and lost with high card King
Seat 5: pologuy64 (button) (small blind) showed [5h 5d] and won ($2019) with three of a kind, Fives"

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colbert asked me to post that. what a donkey!!!